DTBS - Chapter 165

Chapter 165: Parenting Show 17: A Blow to the Head

When Tao Qiuyun and the others returned to Zhou Linwan's courtyard, it was already dark. Zhou Linwan had arrived home early. Seeing the six of them lingering outside the courtyard, she hesitated for a moment before bringing them inside.

"I made too much food. It's perfect, do you want to eat together?"

Although she said this, Ming Siwen knew immediately that the program team was using the NPC to give them food, so she sat down to eat without hesitation.

Qin Qingshang, however, felt that since the program team dared to do this, they must have prepared a corresponding plot. So she took the initiative to ask, "Sister Zhou, why do you have so many bowls and chopsticks at home? Do you often entertain guests?"

"Everyone on the island has a good relationship," Zhou Linwan smiled. "So visiting each other is common. Sometimes models come to my house, and I just keep them for dinner."

"Figure painting?" Ming Siwen looked at Zhou Linwan. "Then do you keep models overnight?"

Zhou Linwan: "..."

Thank you, I don't paint those. I specialize in landscapes.

Gu Yunfei seemed surprised by her bluntness, coughed lightly, and smoothed things over for Zhou Linwan: "Siwen, let's not inquire too much about Miss Zhou's private matters."

"Hahahaha, Teacher Ming is so blunt!" Mu Kaitai also smiled. If this were reality and her child was missing, she wouldn't be in this state, but knowing the program team took the babies, she wasn't that worried. It was a rare opportunity to spend time with young and beautiful female stars, so chatting and laughing was a bonus.

"We're all women, there are no taboo topics," Lü Fangting was more open. She was an old hand. Looking at Zhou Linwan, she teased, "It seems quite a few models come to Little Zhou's house, you can even take out six bowls at once."

"Sister Fang is joking," Zhou Linwan knew Lü Fangting. Being teased by her now, she could only accept it. "It's just the neighbors being kind."

Qin Qingshang ate her cabbage, looked at Zhou Linwan, then at Lü Fangting, and suddenly understood... Zhou Linwan had mentioned on the romance show that her teacher was Sheng Nian, and she had heard rumors in the industry that Lü Fangting was related to Sheng Nian... It seemed entertainment industry rumors had some truth to them after all.

Thinking of entertainment industry rumors, she remembered how she had once misunderstood that Tao Qiuyun and Ming Siwen were involved and thought she was a stand-in. Wuwuwu, how embarrassing!

She secretly glanced at Tao Qiuyun, but found that her usually gentle-looking wife had a hint of depth in her eyes. Was something on her mind?

"Qiuqiu," Qin Qingshang leaned closer and whispered, "Are you thinking about something?"

"No," Tao Qiuyun calmly picked up a piece of beef and put it in her bowl. She seemed to want to lean over and kiss her, but immediately realized it was a live broadcast and turned her head back to eat in silence. "I was just thinking, who could have taken Qinqin and the others? It's only our first day on the island, we shouldn't have made enemies yet."

"That's right," Mu Kaitai nodded, also confused. "Originally, Xinxin was supposed to have a job interview tomorrow... Wait! I know!"

Her expression was excited: "Could it be a rival family who kidnapped Xinxin and the other children? It's true we just arrived on the island today, but what if the children happen to be rivals with other children on the island?"

"That's too dark," Ming Siwen put down her chopsticks, lost in thought. She couldn't help but look at Zhou Linwan: "Linwan, are you finished eating? Why don't you go for a walk after dinner to help with digestion? Avoid sitting for too long and gaining weight."

Zhou Linwan, who had only eaten a few bites: "..."

Although I know you want to send me away, you're being too inhumane!

【Hahahaha, Sister Ming is so direct! Looking at Sister Ming's slightly murderous eyes, even if Sister Zhou wasn't full, she has to be full now】

【Ming Siwen: Are you finished eating? (Gentle) Zhou Linwan: No (Choked) Ming Siwen: No, you're full (Kind) Zhou Linwan: Okay, I'm finished (Stands up)】

【Sister Ming looks kind (crossed out) looks nuclear-peaceful】

【Sister Zhou actually got up and went for a walk, hahahaha, she's too doting】

【Looks like Sister Ming is about to end her single status (applause)】

【No!!! Zhou Linwan, don't try to gain popularity! Stay away from my Sister 】

【A painter trying to gain popularity from a female star?】

【Explain how she's gaining popularity (taking notes)】

【Solo fans, don't be so nervous, can't they just be good sisters?】

【Exactly, exactly, can't we ship sisterhood?】

【Do you CP fans even believe that yourselves?! (Roaring)】

【Last time on the romance show you didn't favor Tao Qiuyun, this time you don't favor Zhou Linwan. I'll bet, after this variety show ends, Ming Siwen and Zhou Linwan will go public!】

【What? Are they also secretly married?】

【Maybe they'll publicly divorce (dog head)】

【Hahahahahaha goose】

【Wait, speaking of goose, I just remembered, how does this dish in the middle look so much like stewed goose?】

It wasn't just similar, it was stewed goose!

After sending off the NPC Zhou Linwan, the six female guests began discussing their infiltration plan for the night. Meanwhile, Tao Aiqin's prison break plan officially kicked off.

A group of soldiers calling themselves the Big Cat Kingdom, armed with "weapons," launched a surprise attack on the Destiny Training Facility, declaring they would claim the mountain as their own and restore the glory of the Big Cat Kingdom.

Just five little radish heads, who knows where they got the courage...

They scattered flour everywhere, and the radishes banging on the stainless steel basins made loud "bang bang" sounds. While it wasn't quite the same intimidating aura as "holding a cleaver to cut power lines, sparks flying all the way," it still startled several baby NPCs.

"Huh?" Tao Aiqin picked up a musical instrument that had fallen on the ground and found it was a suona. She returned the stainless steel basin to He Ruotang, staring at the suona and saying, "There's such a good thing?"

Little Big Cat raised her arms again and shouted, "Vanguards of the Big Cat Kingdom, the enemy has retreated, they are afraid! Follow me to conquer Destiny City!"

"Oh oh oh!" He Ruotang picked up the basin and, imitating Tao Aiqin from just now, hit the bottom of the basin hard with a baguette. "Cheers to His Majesty!"

Seeing that he could only say this one sentence, Meng Huashi wasn't angry anymore. Just as she was about to speak, the youngest, Gu Jingyou, stole her line: "Cat tribe prospers, Qinqin is King!"

Seeing it was her younger sister, Meng Huashi didn't say anything. She tugged at Big Cat's paw and asked, "Qinqin, do I need to say anything else?"

"You don't need to say anything, you are my mascot..." Tao Aiqin subconsciously said something teasing. By the time she realized it, she couldn't correct it, so she simply went with it, imitating the emperors in TV dramas, and waved a paw grandly: "Once I conquer this city, I will give you the world."

It felt so good. This kind of chuunibyou talk is embarrassing for adults, so while she was young, she might as well say as much as possible.

Meng Huashi didn't understand, but she understood that Qinqin was going to give her something. She shook her little head and said seriously, "What's mine is Qinqin's."

Big Cat didn't pay attention and picked up the suona to play. Instantly, her suona sound and He Ruotang's basin-beating made the audience in the live stream shout that they couldn't bear it and muted the sound.

【In ancient times, Zhuge Liang defended the city by playing the zither in an empty city. Now Qinqin is attacking the city with suona sound waves. For a moment, I can't tell who is more ridiculous, no, I can't tell who is more powerful】

【Help, is this suona spirit?】

【Hahahaha, my mascot, at such a young age she's already calling herself 'I' (royal we). This girl is terrifying, she must not be kept (dog head)】

【Hahaha, that black-clothed brother over there, the black-clothed brother has fallen, someone, save him!】

【Dying of laughter, the program team caught a bunch of ancestors back】

The babies' sound wave attack made the black-clothed staff dizzy. Mu Xinxian also scattered flour from time to time, and Meng Huashi would throw a ball of dough into the air to match, then randomly select a lucky audience member. For the sake of their black suits and ears, they all begged Big Cat Great Immortal to stop her magic.

Where did the director find these kids? They're so troublesome. If they don't take her suona away soon, they might end up sending the black-clothed staff of the crew away one by one...

Dai Congxu was dumbfounded, but he couldn't be rough with the children. Originally, the plan was for the babies and parents to be separated, and the babies would play games, do daily routines, eat well, and have fun here. But this girl Tao Aiqin didn't play by the rules!

Just as the program team's black-clothed staff received the order to stop Tao Aiqin from playing the suona, Big Cat voluntarily stopped playing. She waved her hand, seemingly making a gesture.

As if receiving a command, Mu Xinxian scattered the bag of flour backward, Gu Jingyou, who had hidden eggs in her arms, obediently threw them on the ground, and Meng Huashi threw the dough balls in her hands wildly backward, successfully blocking the steps of many black-clothed staff.

"Warriors of the Big Cat Kingdom, run!" Little Big Cat pushed open the hidden door, jumped up and pressed the switch, then darted inside.

Seeing Tao Aiqin leading the babies into the passage leading outside, Dai Congxu stood up from his chair and shouted loudly, "Catch them! Catch them!"

Lu Xiaokui saw him shouting until his face was red and his neck was thick, and pursed her lips...

Lao Dai looked like a villain who had been tricked and was furious.

【Holy cow! This is a hidden door? How did they find it!】

【Maybe the babies' live stream was off before, so we didn't see it, but the babies knew】

【The problem is, ordinary babies wouldn't... Oh, it's Sister Qin and CEO Tao's kid, never mind】

【Looks like Qinqin inherited more from Sister Qin 】

【For example, both mother and daughter are used to heading towards the exit with a "howl" all the way (dog head)】

【《Howl》】

【Why do I feel like Big Cat's flour was premeditated, used to buy time? She was planning to escape all along?】

【Coincidence, right? She's just a five-year-old kid, how smart do you think she can be?】

Tao Aiqin ran in the passage with the babies. At a corner, she felt something hit her head suddenly.

Little Big Cat's body swayed and she fell backward...

Tao Qiuyun timely pulled her up. The woman chuckled, "Why did you run out?"

"Mama! Mama, everyone on the island is bad..."

Big Cat choked.

Wait, what did her CEO mom just say?

"Hoo hoo hoo..." A group of black-clothed staff finally caught up. Seeing Tao Qiuyun holding the leading Big Cat rebel, they quickly picked up the other little ones who didn't understand the situation.

They lined up and shouted in unison towards Tao Qiuyun, "Greetings, Junior Commander."

Tao Aiqin: "...?"

System: "...?"

Seeing her refined and elegant CEO mom smile, and even nod at the group of black-clothed staff, Little Big Cat's heart instantly "turned cold."

Tao Qiuyun!

She was actually the undercover agent!

Damn you program team, you're really something! You're incredibly bold to let Tao Qiuyun take the undercover role!

Did you target her unwillingness to admit defeat?

Also, my CEO mom, is this the time for your competitive spirit to ignite? If you win this game, my female lead mom will beat you to death!

Even if you don't die, you'll have to sleep in the study for a month.

Tao Qiuyi: Playing games is meaningless if it's not to win.

Qin Big Cat: ...

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