DTBS - Chapter 156
Chapter 156: Parenting Show 8: I Made My Move
Everyone followed behind Zhou Linwan, momentarily speechless.
Even someone as seasoned as He Shanyan found it hard to start a conversation. Logically, Zhou Linwan, Ming Siwen, and Qin Qingshang were old acquaintances, so there shouldn't have been an awkward silence. But who could have predicted the plot would turn into a reunion between a scumbag who abandoned her wife and daughter and the wife and daughter who traveled across the ocean?
Where's the production team! Come save us!
"Hey! Sister Zhou! You're right here!" A girl in a blue postman uniform suddenly appeared from around the corner, stopping Zhou Linwan who was walking at the front. "Just ran into you, so I'll give you this letter. Saves me a trip."
"Why are you delivering letters?" Zhou Linwan saw the savior sent by the director was in place. After taking the letter, she also started pushing the plot forward. "Where's the little postman from before?"
"It's because the higher-ups wanted to change people. See, I'm having a headache over it! None of the people who came for interviews yesterday were qualified." The postman girl said, looking at Gu Yunfei, "Who are these people? Looking at their clothes, are they outsiders?"
She wanted to steer the conversation towards her profession and also gave Gu Yunfei an opening, hoping she would respond. But...
Ming Siwen, sticking to her character, grabbed Zhou Linwan's arm and asked her, "How did you introduce yourself to the islanders here? Did you say you have a wife and daughter, that you're married?"
Zhou Linwan: "...Siwen, you said I changed. I really have changed."
"How have you changed?"
"I became single."
"Good, good!" Dai Congxu praised her. "Xiaowan, well done! Talk like that from now on."
Our production team finally won a round.
"So is she your new partner?" Ming Siwen looked at the postman lady.
The postman lady blinked, looking at Zhou Linwan, as if asking, "Am I?"
"She's not," Zhou Linwan shook her head and emphasized again, "I'm single."
"Can't a single person have someone they like?" Ming Siwen seemed unwilling to let this new NPC off the hook, determined to pull her into the game to disrupt the production team's little scheme. She continued, "You were fine before, but now that she's here, you want to draw a line with me. Linwan, why?"
After a few back and forths, Zhou Linwan had a plan in mind and wasn't going to give the woman in front of her all the initiative. So she replied, "Because I abandoned you, Siwen. Don't hold onto hope for someone who abandoned you. If she abandoned you once, she can abandon you a second time, a third time, repeatedly, without end."
The speaker had no intention, but the listener took it to heart. Perhaps it struck a nerve with Ming Siwen, as she suddenly fell silent, reaching out to take Mengmeng from Zhou Linwan's arms.
Meng Huashi: "..."
I'm back again.
Zhou Linwan: "?"
Did I say something wrong?
It was Gu Yunfei who changed the subject, taking the initiative to talk to the postman lady, explaining that Gu Jingyou wanted to be a little postman. Seeing this, the other guests also joined the conversation, using the opportunity to inquire about news on the island.
Dai Congxu's interception plan was initially successful. Seeing this, the other guides observing in secret reviewed their scripts and set out one after another, wanting to lead the other guests away.
"Ouch!" A young man dressed as a fisherman suddenly fell to the ground. Seeing that he had successfully attracted the guests' attention, he reached out and grabbed the arm of the woman walking beside him. "Honey, my stomach really hurts. I don't think I can make it to the hospital."
"Don't die!" The woman tried to show a worried expression, but her face was slightly stiff, giving off a forced performance.
【Don't die? Hahahaha, which genius wrote this script】
【Sorry, I'll be blunt, this NPC's acting is a bit awkward, especially compared to Sister Ming's improvisation just now】
【Sister Ming is a real Best Actress, no need to compare her to an 18th-tier actress】
【It's Tangtang! Our Tangtang is a newcomer, of course she can't compare to seniors~ She's studying hard!】
【Sufeng... wasn't there a rumor that Sufeng suppressed Qin Qingshang because they wanted to promote her?】
【Sufeng, that name sounds familiar. Oh, it's that company of Jiang the trash that already went bankrupt】
【The company's gone cold, but she's not? Any experts?】
【She's a shareholder's daughter. Sufeng went cold, but her family didn't... To be fair, this girl is quite pretty】
【Lol, copying Qin Qingshang's style and makeup, right? She used to leech off Qin Qingshang, snatching resources and endorsements, snatching everything】
【Does she dare to snatch now? (Eating melon)】
【Company actions, don't blame the artist!】
【Maybe this time she's here with the ambition of snatching a wife (pondering)】
【? CEO Tao isn't a trash can, she doesn't take just anything】
【Why are you calling Tangtang trash!】
【Qin Qingshang and Tang Yunyan, anyone with eyes knows how to choose】
The comments section started arguing in an unexpected place...
"Why did someone else fall down?" Mu Kaitai looked at Kong Fangshu. "What profession is it this time?"
Knowing his wife didn't really understand the entertainment industry, Kong Fangshu explained to her, "The one who fell is Chu Heng, he's an idol. That girl is Tang Yunyan... she's an actress."
He paused for half a second before deciding to call her an actress.
Although her acting wasn't good, he heard this young lady was quite fond of acting.
However, he didn't have a good impression of that male star. He had heard a word or two from a friend, saying he was quite wild in private.
Chu Heng!
Hearing this name, Qin Qingshang and Tao Aiqin's expressions synchronized for a moment...
In the original novel's plot, Chu Heng was mentioned, but because the plot had long deviated from the original, Qin Qingshang hadn't encountered this person in her acting career.
System: 【Is this the male star who cheated on eight girlfriends? He really looks like a person.】
Tao Aiqin: 【Sys, be precise. He's a male traffic star, a star? Is he worthy?】
System: 【Just flipped through the original. Within five chapters, he was suppressed by the male lead because he liked Qin Qingshang, then exposed and retired from the industry.】
Tao Aiqin: 【Trash Jiang Lihe, dealing with this kind of person actually took a full five chapters! I want to explode just looking at this kind of man for an extra second.】
System: 【...You're all talk. With your five-year-old body, can you even make him go offline?】
Tao Aiqin hated being provoked. She suggested, "Sys, let's make a bet, 100 points. I'll take him offline without using any mall items."
System: 【I'm in, I'll raise the stakes, bet 1000!】
Tao Aiqin: 【Deal. If I lose, I give you a hundred. If you lose, you give me a thousand.】
System: 【?】
Just as the guests were guessing what profession this time would be, a white-bearded old man appeared. He stepped forward, felt the man's pulse, and stroked his beard, laughing, "Hahahaha, it's nothing serious. He just ate too much for lunch. I have a box of digestive tablets here..."
The old man hadn't finished his lines when the little cat jumped up and grabbed the white cat backpack hanging on Tao Qiuyun's shoulder. Then she took out the "stethoscope" prop given by the production team from the bag, and with her short legs, ran to the fallen Chu Heng.
The little one's face was serious. She hung the stethoscope around her neck and then placed it on Chu Heng's stomach in a proper manner.
The delicate little girl looked like a miniature adult, not appearing artificial, but rather particularly endearing. The old man stroked his white beard and asked with a smile, "How is it? Did you hear anything?"
It was rare to see such a lively and engaging child. Good, good!
The guests also came over, wanting to see what Tao Aiqin was going to do.
The little cat frowned. She sighed, looked up at Tang Yunyan, and said, "Sister, this white-bearded grandpa is a quack doctor. This uncle didn't eat too much."
Chu Heng: "...You can call me Big Brother."
Tang Yunyan: "..."
Foul! Why is Qin Qingshang's daughter so cute!
Old man: "..."
Who is the quack doctor, you or me! Where is your conscience!
【Hahahahaha! Children's words are innocent, children's words are innocent】
【Qin is innocent!】
【She's only five, can she lie? (Dog head)】
【Qinqin is right! Listen to Qinqin! The white-bearded grandpa is a quack doctor (smirking)】
【Save me! She's too cute. With this face, I can't even imagine how beautiful she'll be in the future. Please, please, keep working in the entertainment industry in the future, okay?】
【What about Sister Qiu's family business then?】
【CEO Tao, fight for another eighty years!】
【CEO Tao: I'm really going to thank you!】
"Qinqin," Qin Qingshang squatted down and stroked the little cat's head. "How can you talk nonsense? You said Grandpa is a quack doctor, so what do you think is wrong with this uncle?"
Chu Heng: "...Actually, calling me uncle is fine too."
At least it sounds better than 'big uncle'.
"He didn't eat too much," the little one said seriously. "He ate his phone."
After saying that, she ignored everyone's surprised expressions and continued looking at Tang Yunyan, "Sister, this is a very critical matter!"
Tang Yunyan: "..."
How could it not be critical? He ate his phone, he might really be going to meet his maker.
"If he doesn't charge it soon, the phone will run out of battery and shut down," the cat said seriously.
"If he ate it, can the phone still be on?!" The white-bearded old man couldn't stand it anymore. "What did you hear?"
The cat raised her little head, her eyes innocent. "It said, searching for 'honey' for you, found..."
She extended her little paws and started counting, "One, two, three, four, five... eight!"
Qin Qingshang: "!"
Chu Heng: "..."
Although I do have eight girlfriends, I wouldn't use such a idiotic classification, would I?
【Hahahahaha, I can't hold back】
【My Brother Chu, a single handsome guy, actually has eight honeys behind my back? Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter】
【Wait, doesn't this feel very abrupt? Why would Qinqin say this?】
【Kids have wild imaginations, they say whatever comes to mind】
【I used to make up stories about utility poles. Just listen for fun, no need to overthink】
【I remember Chu Heng had some negative news before, but it was suppressed later for some reason】
【Can't stand my Brother Chu, such an excellent man, so you have to label him a scumbag? A scumbag might be handsome, but a handsome guy isn't necessarily a scumbag! Please be aware!】
【Qin Qingshang is in the industry, maybe she complained about Chu Heng at home and Qinqin heard it, that's why the child said something like this?】
【! Makes sense】
【OMG, it's really possible. After all, Qinqin looks very smart. An adult's unintentional remark, and she remembers it】
【After all, she inherited from Sister Qiu, how could she not be smart?】
【Is someone implying our Sister Qin isn't smart? (Dog head)】
【I'll just say four words: "Violent clearance". Those who understand, understand】
The comments section was originally full of laughter, but then someone mocked Chu Heng for having no acting skills, and someone else suggested Qinqin said that because Qin Qingshang had complained about him in private. Those fans were unhappy that their idol was insulted like this and started attacking Qin Qingshang, saying she only became popular because of Chunjin and was a resource hog.
Seeing this, Tang Yunyan's fans also joined the fray under fake accounts. Both sides' fans and Qin Qingshang's fans exchanged insults, and the live stream chat became chaotic for a while. Even the live streams of other guests were affected by the war and couldn't escape.
At this moment, perhaps it was Chu Heng's rival who bought bots or trending topics, but the hashtag #ChuHengEightTiming slowly climbed onto the hot search.
Dai Congxu, who was already anxious seeing the argument, immediately felt his vision go black and fainted when the hot search appeared...
Next time, I won't follow the trend and do live streaming. My heart can't take it.
《We Are Family》sends off another problematic artist.
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