DTBS - Chapter 149
Chapter 149: Parenting Show 1: The Curtain Rises
【Did you eat melon today v: No. Does everyone feel that the entertainment industry has been calm lately? The Spring Festival Gala before was boring, and Weibo is boring now, so boring!】
This was a blogger who was always on the front lines of gossip. They have a decent number of followers, mostly gossip enthusiasts who love watching the fun and staying ahead of trends.
Seeing this blogger post on Weibo, people left their comments one after another:
【Exactly! I had a little expectation for this year's Spring Festival Gala, thinking I'd see Sister Qin, Sister Ming, and Sister Ding, the three female star giants! But only Sister Ding was there】
【Hahahahahaha, although it's not very appropriate, when I saw the skit, I really wanted to say that it's not as funny as 《Super High-Speed Heartbeat》. The Spring Festival Gala skit should invite those three】
【Just thinking about those three makes me laugh, they have some talent】
【What everyone expected for the Spring Festival Gala hot search was: #SkitIsBad, but that night it was: #LonelyAndSingleDing】
【Ding in Ding Yuyan is the Ding from lonely and single】
【At least it's much better than last year, be content】
【The New Year is over, and Qin Qingshang has disappeared since posting a "Happy New Year" during the New Year's Eve】
【She's filming a movie with Teacher Ming, directed by He Zhiwei, it should be aiming for awards】
【Follow @Ming Siwen v, Sister Ming is more active on Weibo】
【Sister Qin is worthy! She is truly my role model, friendship, love, career, family, a grand slam】
【As her long-time fan, with her rise, I'd believe it if you said she was the chosen female lead】
【Ahhhhh, although actors filming more is a sign of being proactive, I want to see Sister Qin on variety shows! She's very suitable for variety shows! Manager, please screen some for Sister】
【Want to see a daily life variety show, want to see Sister Qin take her daughter wilderness survival @Fuyao Entertainment v】
【Given 《Daily Life Variety Show》 and 《Wilderness Survival》, asking about the netizens' mental state】
【Why work so hard on a variety show? And wilderness survival? Isn't it better to enjoy wealth at home? If she takes this kind of variety show, I'll eat this computer screen on the spot!】
Everyone said that the entertainment industry is somewhat involved in metaphysics...
Just as netizens were joking that someone was about to appear to scam food and drinks again, a variety show released its official Weibo announcement.
【We Are Family v: Thank you all for your support, the second season is about to premiere! This season, the show will be presented in a live broadcast format. We hope you will support us! Also, we hope all the guests have a great time playing. @Qin Qingshang v, @Wei Pingsi v, @Kong Fangshu v, @Gu Yunfei v, @He Shanyan v The mysterious guest for the first episode will be kept secret for now and revealed during the show~】
As soon as this Weibo was posted, most of the comments below were: ?
It wasn't until the celebrities reposted it one after another that netizens confirmed it wasn't the production team accidentally typing the wrong names...
Qin Qingshang, she's actually going to participate in a family variety show!
Does she even know what this variety show is about? This means she has to bring her daughter and wife! She's actually going to make CEO Tao of Chunjin accompany her on a live broadcast again!
Tao Qiuyun, you really are head over heels for her!
【If this were in feudal times, CEO Tao, you'd be the incompetent ruler who doesn't attend court!】
【Just now a colleague told me that a female star who just finished a romance show is turning around to participate in a kid show. Hearing this, I immediately slammed the table, but then she said that female star was Qin Qingshang... For a moment, I didn't know whether to keep slamming the table or sit back down】
【Absurd, directly following a romance show with a kid show, their speed of making a baby is too fast (pretending not to know the truth)】
【Case closed, they are Nuwa, they molded one at home the night the romance show ended (for those who don't know the truth)】
【That face of her daughter! It's like Nuwa is alive. Others get Nezha, they get a Nuwa who can mold her own face, right? No wonder it's so fast (dog head)】
【Can someone who knows tell me what kind of variety show this is? A regular kid show? Why haven't I heard of this show name? And it even has a second season?】
【Let me speak first, let me speak first. I followed the first season of this variety show. The concept is quite novel, but the guests they invited weren't very famous, and there were even ordinary couples, so the popularity wasn't high. But the concept is really great! The production team found five families, let them draw character backgrounds, and then they role-played! It was really! Very interesting!】
【Excellent summary, you must be the expert!】
【Pure celebrity kid shows are rarely super popular now, right? The big stars are all single! And stars with both popularity and kids wouldn't easily bring their whole family on a variety show. It would be strange if the first season could invite any big names. Actually, Director Dai's show is already quite popular. Those who don't know about it probably don't watch kid shows much】
【And they can still have a second season like this, at least the production team made money】
【Wuwuwu, as expected, there are still more heterosexual relationships in the entertainment industry. I just checked the five families, and Sister Qin is the only one with a wife-wife relationship】
【Are the ones before me kids? Your Sister Qin has the lowest status among the stars, okay? I don't know why they @ her first, is it because of Chunjin behind her? Resource hog】
【Are you a fan of Senior Kong Fangshu cross-dressing to bash my Sister?】
【I really don't know why they invited Qin Qingshang. With her coming, Tao Qiuyun will also participate in the show. Can everyone still play happily?】
【I recall everyone was quite happy in 《Super High-Speed Heartbeat》】
【That's because they didn't know Tao Qiuyun's identity. Now everyone knows, what's the point of playing! I'll put it out there, if those celebrities aren't restrained and flattering when they see the CEO of Chunjin, I'll eat this computer screen on the spot! I'm sure those people will tell their children not to provoke Qin Qingshang's daughter. What's the fun in that?】
【It's you again, Eat Fart Bro】
【Sorry, I originally meant to type Eat Screen Bro】
The online debate continued, with both good and bad comments, arguing for several days.
Passersby frowned, fans clashed with each other, and onlookers shouted: Fight! Fight!
As the online heat gradually rose with the debate, the 《We Are Family》 production team also announced their live broadcast room numbers and stated that different camera angles would be available when the broadcast starts, allowing viewers to choose for themselves. Finally, they added a note saying "The production team will conduct surprise raids on the five families in advance."
After this news was announced, netizens were thrilled and liked and commented one after another: Early in the morning, you're really risking your life for popularity!
【To be fair, the production team only announced the room numbers, not the broadcast time. For a moment, I really believed they were planning a surprise raid】
【The director is Dai Congxu! You'll know if you check. He used to make movies and was classmates with Director He Zhiwei. It's just that he offended someone back then and couldn't rise, and his movies were suppressed. Over time, no one looked for him to make movies anymore. Later, he transitioned and became popular with kid shows. Director Dai has always been very tough. In the first season, he originally invited a very popular star, but because that star insisted on setting up a script to maintain their persona, Director Dai gave up on him.】
【Gossip guide [link]】
【I'm staying in this live broadcast room, please, please go raid CEO Tao's house, I want to see what the CEO is like at home】
【LOL, the production team announced it with their official account, the celebrities must have been prepared long ago. What kind of surprise raid is this?】
【Damn! It suddenly started broadcasting!】
【Holy cow, it started broadcasting right after posting on Weibo, you're actually serious?】
【Only a few minutes apart, they didn't even have time to prepare. Let me see!】
Gentle sunlight sprinkled onto the earth, bringing a hint of warmth to the slightly cold morning. West Wind Courtyard was also bustling.
"Wuwuwuwuwu! Mama! The bad guy bullied me~" The little one ran all the way and threw herself into Qin Qingshang's arms, who had just walked out of the bedroom. She hugged her waist and rubbed against her: "She ruined the painting Mengmeng gave me!"
"Good girl~" Qin Qingshang smiled and stroked her daughter's little head, "Qiuqiu Mama definitely didn't do it on purpose, right?"
With the movie filming finished, she could finally spend this rare free time waiting for Director Dai's notification to properly accompany her wife and daughter.
"She put the painting in Ula La's mouth, and the painting turned into pieces!" The little cat cried, seeking justice for herself.
"I really didn't do it on purpose," Tao Qiuyun walked out of the study, wanting to reach out and hug Tao Aiqin, but unfortunately, the little cat's paws stubbornly refused to let go of Qin Qingshang. She could only sigh and squat down to apologize: "It's Mama's fault, but Mama didn't do it on purpose, so can you forgive me this once?"
"Woof!" She definitely didn't do it on purpose!
Big Bold, who was sunbathing on the balcony, heard the commotion and also hopped over.
Woof loves joining in the fun!
The little one buried her head, ignoring her.
"What's going on?" Qin Qingshang was puzzled and looked at Tao Qiuyun, "Did you really ruin Qinqin's painting?"
"Her painting was in the study, I didn't notice it when I was tidying up." Tao Qiuyun was a bit regretful.
Mainly, she really couldn't understand what that painting was, she thought it was just waste paper.
"Then what is that Ula La that Qinqin mentioned?"
"...Shredder."
"Then it seems it was shredded quite thoroughly."
Tao Qiuyun is quite meticulous in some aspects; she shreds waste paper before throwing it away.
"Qinqin," Tao Qiuyun reached out and poked Tao Aiqin's back, "Come, aren't you the one who loves playing puzzles the most? Let's go put that painting back together, okay?"
Tao Aiqin: Does she think I look easy to fool?
Sys: You're only five years old, you are indeed in the easy-to-fool stage.
Tao Aiqin: It's shredded into pieces! And you want to piece it together! I'll probably go blind before I finish!
The little cat shivered, shaking off her hand, pretending not to hear, and spoke softly to Qin Qingshang again: "Mama, I don't want to talk to her anymore!"
"Qinqin, Mama was wrong." Tao Qiuyun apologized again. She gave Qin Qingshang a look and continued: "I apologize to you, I'll take you to find Mengmeng and explain clearly, okay? It's all Mama's fault."
"Qiuqiu Mama is wrong, but aren't you wrong too, Qinqin?" Qin Qingshang picked up the little one, "Since it was a gift from Mengmeng, why didn't you put it away properly?"
"I..." Tao Aiqin was speechless.
Qin Qingshang carried her to the children's room, put the little cat down, and pointed to the small box: "Didn't Qinqin say this is your treasure chest? You should put precious things in it."
"I," the little cat's voice grew softer, "I forgot..."
"Since Qinqin also has some responsibility, how can you only blame Qiuqiu Mama?"
Qin Qingshang stroked her head and pushed the little one towards Tao Qiuyun, "Come, Qiuqiu Mama has apologized for her mistake. Qinqin also yelled at Mama just now, shouldn't you say something now?"
"Wuwu~ I'm sorry, I shouldn't have thrown things around."
"My mistake was more serious, I should ask you first," Tao Qiuyun immediately picked up the dejected little one and kissed her, "Let's make up, okay?"
"Mhm mhm!" The cat nodded.
After saying that, she patted Tao Qiuyun's arm, "I want to draw a picture for Mengmeng to apologize. Put me down."
"Okay, putting you down." As soon as Tao Qiuyun put her down, Tao Aiqin ran out of the room with her short legs, like a nimble little cat.
The big dog immediately wagged its tail and chased after her, seemingly thinking she wanted to play a game with it.
"Don't put everything into the shredder," seeing her daughter leave, Qin Qingshang finally walked over to Tao Qiuyun and poked her shoulder: "This time you ruined Qinqin's painting, next time you ruin my script, I'm going to hit you!"
"I can still understand scripts," Tao Qiuyun turned to face her and hugged her waist, "Qingshang is still the best, she listens to you."
"Don't you listen to me?"
"I do. Even the dog at home listens to you."
"...Don't you think that sentence is a bit strange?"
"Is it?"
"It is!" Qin Qingshang kissed the woman's face, "Also, I told you before, when we live broadcast with Qinqin and Mengmeng, you have to restrain yourself. You can't just hug and kiss me in front of the camera. I still need to maintain my image a little."
"When is the live broadcast?" Tao Qiuyun stared at her lips, "It shouldn't be live tonight, right?"
"I don't know, Director Dai is too tight-lipped. Sister Lan didn't get any news from him, only that we seem to be going somewhere this time, we need to take a plane."
"Far?"
"A bit far."
The two hugged each other, seemingly enjoying this rare moment of leisure...
"Qingshang," Tao Qiuyun tilted her head and kissed her neck, "The international conference yesterday ran too late, I couldn't even go back to the room. Did you wait long?"
"I fell asleep quickly, who, who waited for you." Qin Qingshang pinched the shirt at the woman's waist, steadying her body which had gone soft from the kisses, and pursed her lips: "It's you, getting up in the middle of the night to change shirts for a meeting, and not even taking off your clothes before sleeping."
"The bed in the study is so hard, it's not as soft as your body."
"Stop~ This is Qinqin's room, let's go back first."
"I thought you would say it's broad daylight... You've changed, Qingshang."
Hearing this, Qin Qingshang was completely ignited and couldn't help but bite her neck hard, saying indignantly: "If I said it was daytime, would you stop! Pervert."
Before, when she said it was daytime, this guy Tao Qiuyun didn't let her off either!
"Hiss—" Bitten by the cat, Tao Qiuyun felt a sting, then she chuckled softly: "Do you have this feeling? If you don't sleep in bed at night, when you wake up, just washing your face and brushing your teeth feels like something is missing. You should take a hot shower."
"What are you trying to say?" The cat was alert.
"Accompany me for a hot shower, okay?"
"Are you a child? You need someone to accompany you to shower." Qin Qingshang struggled in her arms, "Can you restrain yourself a bit when Qinqin is at home? What if she and Big Bold run into the bathroom…"
"We'll go to the bedroom, lock the door, she can't get in."
"No way," the cat shook her head and refused: "That bathtub in your bedroom isn't comfortable."
"Then I'll take you for a shower? Haven't tried that yet."
Shower? Standing?
Qin Qingshang blushed. She reached out and poked the woman's collarbone in front of her, hesitating: "But the floor is so slippery, what if I get too happy and lose my footing..."
"Isn't there a door? You can hold onto the doorknob for support, and I'll hold you." She paused, biting the cat's ear: "Qingshang, want to try?"
"Okay~"
Damn it, Qiuqiu said it so directly!
"This is CEO Tao's home! I know everyone is very excited and anxious, but please don't be anxious."
The production team carried the cameras, chatting with the viewers in the live broadcast room while officially knocking on Tao Qiuyun's door...
【Finally! Finally here!】
【CEO Tao! Sister Qin! Qinqin! I'm here!】
【So why aren't they opening the door?】
【Maybe they're putting on makeup?】
【Realistic! They probably saw the Weibo and knew the production team was going to raid, so they're tidying up, hahaha the director is too mean】
【I can already imagine Sister Qin's awkwardness after opening the door. This is when celebrities need to show off their skill of talking nonsense】
【Is there a possibility that Sister Qin and Sister Qiu are still sleeping (old face blushing)】
【Wouldn't that be even more exciting! Sizzle sizzle—】
【Is this something I can watch for free... Can I watch it if I pay?】
【It's morning now, it's normal for the wives not to be up yet (dog head)】
【Milky white snow, it's you again who's derailing the topic! It's always you, I've tolerated you from the romance show to the kid show!】
The bullet comments were completely led astray.
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